凡走過必留下痕跡

二歲大妹子偷吃的證據(如上圖)
以往妹子偷吃除非現行犯被抓到,很少留下證據.八成喉糖(Halls Cough Drop)太辣不合她口味...
唯一讓我不解的是犯案現場就在我的床頭櫃,她是什麼時候在我的眼皮底下,迅雷不及掩耳地把包裝紙扒開,吃下糖果,又吐出來?

Jim's spinning class

Sometimes when I feel down, I would go to Jim's spinning class. Among all the trainers, he is the most inspiring one. Why?

Cause he is a 73-year-old young man and still stay fit. If he can, I can!

Field Trip

上周胖胖學校邀請了消防車和救火員來學校做課外教學,以下是在車上的一段對話.

媽媽:Fire engine來你們學校好玩嗎?
胖胖:我用Woodchip和螞蟻一起玩
(雞同鴨講???)

媽媽:fireman有跟你們講話嗎?
胖胖:yeah...
媽媽:What did they say?
胖胖:Don't know.

媽媽:How come you don't know?
胖胖:Every one was facing the same way listening. I was the only one facing the wrong way.
(這是什麼畫面???)

媽媽:Why?
胖胖:Because I was killing the ants with the wood chip.

媽媽:So you were the only one facing the wrong way to kill ants?
胖胖:yeah~~(然後就露出神秘的微笑...)
媽媽:!@#$
(阿彌陀佛,雙手合十)

Middle Name

周六在 San Francisco 逛大街,遇到 STOP sign 正要停下...
Christopher: STOP 是我的 middle name.

有請來自Hayward的周老師為大家說文解字...
周老師:咳咳...是這樣的...我們可以把Christopher解成Chri+STOP+her.胖胖一日在練習寫名字的新發現,STOP隨後演變成他的middle name的由來.

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